scenerio two .....and..... my total stranger!!!!!!
iithis was one of those mornings i wished work was a thing of the past
...................i spent the sleepin tym of the night chatting!
...................chatting on the phone with the stranger i met last nite
..........while i ought to b takin a rest n rechargin my head for the morrow
young lady tsk tsk tsk!!!! the things that suddenly get into me n make me spin n do the 'wot-nots'
i'm at work at the moment, and my eyes don't feel like mine, my forehead on the other hand seems as though it was been liquified n some ripple effect is goin there
in plain n simple words...................i'm in need for sleep my own NFS!!!!!!.............i'm pushin my day around water coke n tea!!!!!! otherwise ........... in the course of my typing...............had to go out for the bossss thankfully i slept thru out the journey.................all good things!!!!!......so i didn't mess myself by sleepin at work then!
scenerio two; u walk out of your house,get to the bus stop take a bus down to ikeja "one of those really annoyin lagos buses"...............the seats are made of really hard unwanted wood!!!!! and steel
get into a {lagos is damn too hilarious...............the bus conductors hang out of the buses n shout the stops ...... so a deaf man can't jus hop on any bus .......lol!!! cept he knew the route by some miracle thos some write the first n last stops on the trunk of the buses.....} allen-opebi-maryland-palm groove-yaba-ojuelegba bus!!!!! omg not funny at all
these particular route buses don't actually stop at the bus stop they keep movin so u hav to b alert n ready to jump asap cos u might jus spend 30 quality time standin on the road xpectin the buses to make a complete stop!
finally u get on the bus after 30mins cos u waited for a completely stoppin bus n got one
u seat at the back by the window bcos u don't want people passin swishy swishy n droppin some smells.....
{actually its u n ur friend or friends on this trips} the ride is .... a bumpy one but then thats wot u get wen ur on a bus in lagos state.......after the many stops,traffic congestion here n there n all u get to the tejuoso market!!!!! {saddly as at this blog it has now been reduced to a pile of rumble}
u start the sojourn to the market (the bus drops u off not too near the market by any chance) n u hav a lot to conquer as u move along..........the igbo guys that sell curtains, 2nds n the likes pullin at ur clothes callin "baby gell"{their accent is one helluva funny one},the women who jus think ur hair ought to b made,the people - movin like zombies not caring whats on their left or their right, the road side hawkers the cars and buses n the last but not the least the motorcycles.......aka 'okada' plural form - 'okadas'.......finally u walk into the market n people are pulling u left right front n back its really pissin........when u pull out a list omg!!! don't even do that
anyways when ur done finally at the market u take a cab back home cos u don't want to do the smells any more besides there could be traffic on ur way back n u don't want to be in the bus in the traffic.......blah-de-blah!! thank Gracious for the road hawkers u could pick up enuff stuf to eat so faintin on the cabbie is not possible lol!!!!!!
another boring day jus flew by .........
...................i spent the sleepin tym of the night chatting!
...................chatting on the phone with the stranger i met last nite
..........while i ought to b takin a rest n rechargin my head for the morrow
young lady tsk tsk tsk!!!! the things that suddenly get into me n make me spin n do the 'wot-nots'
i'm at work at the moment, and my eyes don't feel like mine, my forehead on the other hand seems as though it was been liquified n some ripple effect is goin there
in plain n simple words...................i'm in need for sleep my own NFS!!!!!!.............i'm pushin my day around water coke n tea!!!!!! otherwise ........... in the course of my typing...............had to go out for the bossss thankfully i slept thru out the journey.................all good things!!!!!......so i didn't mess myself by sleepin at work then!
scenerio two; u walk out of your house,get to the bus stop take a bus down to ikeja "one of those really annoyin lagos buses"...............the seats are made of really hard unwanted wood!!!!! and steel
get into a {lagos is damn too hilarious...............the bus conductors hang out of the buses n shout the stops ...... so a deaf man can't jus hop on any bus .......lol!!! cept he knew the route by some miracle thos some write the first n last stops on the trunk of the buses.....} allen-opebi-maryland-palm groove-yaba-ojuelegba bus!!!!! omg not funny at all
these particular route buses don't actually stop at the bus stop they keep movin so u hav to b alert n ready to jump asap cos u might jus spend 30 quality time standin on the road xpectin the buses to make a complete stop!
finally u get on the bus after 30mins cos u waited for a completely stoppin bus n got one
u seat at the back by the window bcos u don't want people passin swishy swishy n droppin some smells.....
{actually its u n ur friend or friends on this trips} the ride is .... a bumpy one but then thats wot u get wen ur on a bus in lagos state.......after the many stops,traffic congestion here n there n all u get to the tejuoso market!!!!! {saddly as at this blog it has now been reduced to a pile of rumble}
u start the sojourn to the market (the bus drops u off not too near the market by any chance) n u hav a lot to conquer as u move along..........the igbo guys that sell curtains, 2nds n the likes pullin at ur clothes callin "baby gell"{their accent is one helluva funny one},the women who jus think ur hair ought to b made,the people - movin like zombies not caring whats on their left or their right, the road side hawkers the cars and buses n the last but not the least the motorcycles.......aka 'okada' plural form - 'okadas'.......finally u walk into the market n people are pulling u left right front n back its really pissin........when u pull out a list omg!!! don't even do that
anyways when ur done finally at the market u take a cab back home cos u don't want to do the smells any more besides there could be traffic on ur way back n u don't want to be in the bus in the traffic.......blah-de-blah!! thank Gracious for the road hawkers u could pick up enuff stuf to eat so faintin on the cabbie is not possible lol!!!!!!
another boring day jus flew by .........
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