rants of an IT fly girl

its my last day at the office......er...em.....my last day officially!!!!as a worker even tho i havn't been around for a week!!!!!! then i'm back to my free lancing or however it is spelt i'm sooooooooo glad yes!! yes! yes!! not much for the headlines but i totally didn't like the office simply because any time i had to work in i had horrible working hours 8am-6pm call me lazy but i hate the working hours i hate it hate it!!!! so i won't miss........ 1. the green chair.................lmao!!! it is the first thing!!!!! i hav to keep reminding myself about the chair and how i won't miss it!!!! 2. THE VENDOR!!!! aaaaaagh!!! that dude jus gets on my nerves........crawls into my head n snaps the very wrong strings!!!! 3. the office rat..............lmao!!!!!!.................the silly little rat that runs around on the window sill, nibbles at the biscuit crumbs in the bin,eats at the wires n stuff.........and ought to hav died in the last fumigation exercise that wa

Been writhin n turnin in pain for like a week in other wards sufferin from malaria and then typhoid (how I totally got that still beats me) but yestaday I was to happy to notice the major discomfort Firstly the boys of my footie club are the total champs omg! U can say that again Yes the top the charts the UEFA champs, and the English premiership league Secondly I totally watched the match (in my almost down cast/right/ridden state) with my crush……blah-de-blah Been thinking about bein an anti-nigeria’s political-stand-at-the-moment writer so I can hav a go at totally dissin all those people……I hav been reading back to back the newspapers since my……anyways my first take is on wednesday punch’s headlines “what exactly do the masses care about if iyabo obasanjo “the daughter of the former president and also a senator in the country and I think a once upon a time health commissioner” sleeps in the DPO’s office H.E.L.L.O!!!!!!! there is rice shortage, and food prices hav soared high and som

woke up yestaday with the lousiest {my older sis loves this word} headache i hav not had in a long time my forehead was hurting horribly and i felt like someone put a hot towel on my head.....and becos of that my brain was tryin had to escape..........my head still hurt this mornin but its far better that yestaday! i just hate being i'll or sick or wotever! my crush wants me to tell him i like him...................................1 word----'eww!' {said like summer roberts in the OC} my week had been rather full of events was chattin with my friend on tuesday and he told me a certain guy from college died in a certain unfair way.......we really never went beyond hi, me n this dude but we did hav a lot of common friends and two of this common friends were in this certain guy's house...............the house they all live in caught fire and this certain guy and his brother were burnt in the fire i wrote this ..... sometimes pondering leads only to a dead endthe mind thinks

thats the song in my head......among other songs............i hav a crush, n i just spoke to my crush and my ears are officially ringing! lol! me being silly!!!!! i had an officially rockin weekend..........listenin to peep show yup! thats the 50cents song i so love now!!!!o dear!!! anyways twas parsey's weddin...............lmao! took the parsey name out of the word parsimonous (that may not be the right spellin tho) the rest......as ibadan people say.........."idea is need" lucky for me a friend drove us to n fro the weddin after a totally small mis hap!! the mis hap ...................i totally wore safety pins as my mom rightly put it! had to remove the zipper on the "wedding aso ebi"..........but thinking of it after i had paid money for the dress n all i totally wore it trust me! i simply covered the obvious places lol!!!!! lucky me none of the pins did me harm............it was i'll say........gangsta sturvz! spent the rest of the evenin chattin with

[Kanye West] Like we always do at this time I go for mine, I got to shine Now throw your hands up in the sky I g-go for mine, I got to shine Now throw your hands up in the sky [T-Pain] : I'ma get on this TV mama, I'ma I'ma put shit down Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, I'm good [Kanye West] Welcome to the good life Where niggaz that sell D only then get pulled over in they new V The good life, let's go on a living' spree Shit they say the best things in life are free The good life, it feel like Atlanta It feel like L.A., it feel like Miami It feel like N.Y., summertime Chi, ahh (Now throw your hands up in the sky) So I roll through good Y'all pop the trunk, I pop the hood, Ferrari And she got the goods And she got that ass, I got to look, sorry Yo it's got to be cause I'm seasoned Haters give me them salty looks, Lawry's 50 told me go 'head switch the style up And if they hate then let 'em hate And watch the money pile up, the good life

"You’ll manage to avoid the worst of today’s cumbersome influences, but you are likely to be torn between two different courses of action today: you’ll either be a little too critical of others, or a little too soft-hearted. Maintaining a middle-of- the-road approach will be easier said than done" my horoscope for today! some dude came into the office earlier to see someone here.......who wasn't on sit............and after exchangin a few sentences, he started talking like his tongue was stuck to his upper palette with some saliva-resistant evostik glue....blah de blah......so later i read my horoscope n start laffin at me cos i really blanked the guy afterwards he was some real fake dude........ at this moment i really want to swap the can of sprite in front of me with a bloody mary!! or smirnoff ice.......the little ones that come in the nice 33cl bottles i guess and have been mixed with lime or lemon or both!!! or one of the really nice cocktails served at the market p

the plan was to see a drama and and nothing more but that.........i even recommended that a bored friend should go see it also.........we'ld meet there so we {my sister cousin and i} were about to set out and esty calls ok so i tell the rest of the clic we'ld pick up a fourth member yada yada we set out already late..... my setup ..........so i'm to pick esty n all from a certain place maar.........we end up goin to his place first and ish there's a house warmin party goin on at his crib............blawdy heck! and he made us come aaagh!!! (thats me tryin my best to scream) so we have to go into his house n all.... the setup .........his gramma's in Lagos i thot she'ld have gone back so when she sees me she says "a ha! i spoke with ur gramma last nite and i'll speak to her today and tell her to guess who i saw today!" i must have sworn unheard when she said that because .................she'ld tell my gramma {best friends!! geez!!} who in turn

ok i'm lackin too many ideas this afternoon as i sit at my desk to blog... i hav declined a pool party invitation and the usual 'sit-around-the-table to work on a new design for a mag etc by the way i have truly made up my mind to quit doing pro bono illustrations {truly- cos i still did a couple even after i said i wouldn't} they MILK ME DRY IN EVERY WAY AND DO NOT ENRICH MY POCKETS! tho i get to meet funny interesting crazily creative and 'crazy' people its saturday and all i hav on my mind it canvas and spray paint lol!!! i'm sad cos my grampa's been ill n been goin for so many medical sturvz since the beginning of the year and i really hope he does get better cos he is like the healthiest person i ever met... its just so funny how we grow out of certain stuff we just thot would always be part of our lives... was in traffic again today tho it wasn't for a long time...about an hour...and i kept seeing the FAN MILK guys with the yorguts in the cardboard

I was tagged! By the young bee {Y.bee}… The rules: 1. Link the person who tagged you - 2. Mention the rules in your blog – 3. Tell 6 unspectacular quirks of yours – 4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them - 5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged Six Unspectacular Quirks 1. I love artworks.... not just cos i'm an artist.... but there's an inner peace i feel jus staring at them. I also get to think deeply and properly in front of a piece. 2. I think everyone ought to be allowed to have their "my time".... the time when no one else can intrude no matter what they do.... its rather annoying that other people don't get it when i need to be quiet and unassuming 3. I like to fall into “an imaginated” world of mine just before I fall asleep and wake up to music 4. Ladies’ watches are fashion items I hav failed to understand…a watch big enuff to indicate the numbers and time is just good enuff for me 5. I think I